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MASTER OF ALL I SURVEY!
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This actually happened to me when I was working in a motor shop about 20
years ago. I was coming out of the men's room when this old man walked up
to me and kicked me in the butt just as hard as he could! I didn't have the faintest
idea who he was! I had never seen him before in my life! I looked at
him like he was crazy and gave him a "You better do some explaining VERY
QUICK!" look! He pointed to somebody in the shop and said, "That fellow
said he'd give me a quater if I'd kick you in the butt!" The fella was Red
Quesenberry, maintenance foreman at a local furniture factory, a good friend
of mine! We were always picking at each other in one way or another.
Red was laughing, partially because he didn't think he would do it! Not to be
outdone, I told him I'd give him a quater if he kicked Red in the butt! He went
over there like a shot and kicked Red in the butt just as hard as he kicked me,
then came back to me and got his quarter! After he had left, Red and I were
laughing and talking about it with several others in the shop. I always
remember what Red said to me.....

"You know what? If we had offered that guy a dollar he would've killed one
of us!"
 

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Prince of Arkham Asylum
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That's funny! It sounds like an internet joke. :D Good times! Memories like that are priceless!
 

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MASTER OF ALL I SURVEY!
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That's funny! It sounds like an internet joke. :D Good times! Memories like that are priceless!
:) Whenever Red would pick at me from then on I always tell him, "Becareful
Red, I know where I can get a man to kick your butt for a quarter!" We
laughed about that for years! I miss him a lot! I haven't seen him in over
ten years.
 

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Pumpkin w/ BIG stem
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hahaha!!! I got this joke in a text message yesterday:

I love you a lot and our friendships means a lot but, if zombie's were chasing us i would trip your ass and run like hell!! LOL! HAPPY HALLOWEEN!
 
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