Too funny! I have to hide tools from my husband all of the time! I did managed to keep a socket set hidden for two years before he "borrowed" it. It's never been complete since. But if I were to be totally honest, I have a habit of losing pens and X-acto knives. Pens always seem to disappear when I'm around and why is it the X-acto knife is never there when I need it? My MIL buys at least one staple gun a year but thankfully we're not the ones who borrow it and never return it.