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Why are pumpkins better than men?

1. Every year you get a brand new crop to choose from.

2. No matter what your mood is, pumpkins are always ready to greet you with a smile.


3. One usually makes a better pie.


4. They are at on the doorstep waiting for you!


5. If you don't like the way he looks, you just carve up another face.


6. If he starts smelling up your place, you can just throw him out.


7. From the start you know a pumpkin has an empty, mush filled head to begin with.


8. A pumpkin is turned on (lit-up) only when you want him to be.
 
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Why are pumpkins better than men?

1. Every year you get a brand new crop to choose from.

2. No matter what your mood is, pumpkins are always ready to greet you with a smile.


3. One usually makes a better pie.


4. They are at on the doorstep waiting for you!


5. If you don't like the way he looks, you just carve up another face.


6. If he starts smelling up your place, you can just throw him out.


7. From the start you know a pumpkin has an empty, mush filled head to begin with.


8. A pumpkin is turned on (lit-up) only when you want him to be.
lol so true, plus he can't talk back :D
 

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Oh so true, but a pumpkin wont rub your shoulders after a really stressful day at work, either.

*Disclaimer: I have to put that, since my pumpkin, err, husband is on this forum.

HAHAHAHA.
 
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Oh so true, but a pumpkin wont rub your shoulders after a really stressful day at work, either.

*Disclaimer: I have to put that, since my pumpkin, err, husband is on this forum.

HAHAHAHA.
lol tell him that you stuck up for his sex in the forum, so as a reward you demand full body massages every night from now on.
 

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Why are pumpkins better than men? Really?... LOL!

1. Every year you get a brand new crop to choose from. But many not matured or full of seeds...

2. No matter what your mood is, pumpkins are always ready to greet you with a smile. Some Men can do that as well as long as you don't hit, scratch or bite too hard!


3. One usually makes a better pie. Hey I make the best apple and berry pies! ;)


4. They are at on the doorstep waiting for you! I have waited at the doorstep for many women in my time, sometimes received no answer... :(


5. If you don't like the way he looks, you just carve up another face. I LOVE liquid latex, Halloween FX and masks!


6. If he starts smelling up your place, you can just throw him out. I always smell good! At times when nature calls I am very courteous, I run outside or to the nearest restroom!!! LMAO!


7. From the start you know a pumpkin has an empty, mush filled head to begin with. Well I think my head is empty at times but also filled with mush matter, some may even say a bit fluffy! :)


8. A pumpkin is turned on (lit-up) only when you want him to be. As for this I must say I get lit-up only when appropriate, needed per my wife's demand. :eek:

So yes some men are better than pumpkins! And I don't see any pumpkins paying the huge house note, the new car bill or the occasional plumber needs! ;)
 

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Ter_ran, maybe you ought to start a thread on why a pumpkin is better than a WOMAN!! I got your first line here:

A pumpkin will not get upset cause you picked another pumpkin cause it has better shape than it.
 
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