I've tried many different sound effects, haunt tracks, and other things over the years, but this year I'm pulling out all the stops. I'm using a collection of tracks so terrifying, so sinister, that anyone visiting my haunt this year this year
will be traumatized. Children will scream. Parents will weep. Many of those who hear them will have nightmares for months, or even years, to come. Even the dogs and cats in my neighborhood will cower under couches and beds, trembling in fear.
What kind of sound effects, you may ask, could be so caustic, so vile as to have this effect on any living thing that hears it? No, not sound effects. It's...............................................
the complete works of Yoko Ono 