What A "DAY" (so far!)

Just before 7am 130 young girls arrived at our haunted house! (Second year now for this) They entered, passed through two rooms and then another room and eventually arrived back on the front parking lot as they were "retched-out" on the roadway from the huge skull's mouth!
They are all in "The Under-5 Club" practicing to run the Mile under 5 minutes.
They all got just a "Touch" of the house for a very small amount of $, and some got scared and were even screaming (as the other girls scared them!)

Then this afternoon a couple were at the door . "He" looked familiar,she said she had never been here before, and that she was supposed to be boarding an airplane bound for California this afternoon. They were on a time-consideration so I really tried to be a little quicker.. except She was So enthusiastic!
She was like a part of the "Show", and very complimentary.
When all this fun was over,she said she might not be going to California now? Did I "Out-California" ,"California?"
Please forgive me, those of you reading this. I Really Do try to keep some modesty about myself... but.. when someone is so wildly enthusiastic for my own artwork and creations here, non-stop , for almost two hours.
I even tried to scare her off by telling her I would rent her the Coffin-Tank to live in (in my basement) for "Only" $300,a month.
It's an "Upright" steel coffin on steel tank tracks with a V-12 motor behind it, and she would have to share residencty with the "Two-Faced Salesman already in there! (She was still wildly-wilded-eyed!)
Of course the guy who brought here here had lied, i thought I recognized him,he had been here before,but praise for Him, he "Knew" what she would like, and he brought her here!
She acted as if she was a character in a Comedy Play on someone's stage,so I became "Her Audience", which was also fun!
What a DAY! (And the night still awaits! )