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So I watched the much-hyped cannibal movie Green Inferno last night, and it sucks. :p Seriously sucks. Like, Plan 9 From Outer Space sucks.

The first half of the movie is enough to put you to sleep, and the second half is so worthless you wish the first half had done a better job of knocking you out. And the ending is the... worst... movie... ending... ever.

Don't waste your time seeing this.
 

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I preferred it better when it was called "Cannibal Holocaust" or "Cannibal Ferox" when it was done back in the 70s & those were bad enough. One of 'em, I don't recall which, even had real animal killings in it. They cut up a live turtle on screen. Never hurt a person but killed a large turtle.

Just reading about it on different sites I knew I didn't want to see it. Roth can make some decent movies on occasion & he was great in Inglorious Basterds, but he's one of the reasons there's a torture porn genre & I'm not fond of him for that.
 

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My brother loves that kind of horror and he talked me into seeing it with him.
We were the only 2 people in the theater and I agree, it sucked.
 

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The only good parts were the effects when the fat guy gets killed. You could see Greg Nicotero's hands deep in there. But the rest were just stupid. It was the ending that irked me the most. When that idiot girl lies about what she saw... ugh.
 

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For some crazy reason I liked Cabin Fever. Probably & mostly for PANCAKES!!! It's just so ridiculous & random I can't help but love that kid!!

 

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I just watched it. I don't think it absolutely sucked, but it definitely wasn't as good as I had hoped it would be... The only character I liked was Jonah. Everyone else I couldn't care less what happened to them; they just felt like completely fake jerks (and I don't think people would really act so much like them in reality). It was a bit campy; I was expecting a more serious movie like Cannibal Holocaust, especially since this was modeled after it. Overall, I'm not impressed.
 

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I watched this movie on Showtime and to me the movie is disturbing just like The Human Centipede. But I was disappointed in the ending.
 
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