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Mary Jayne
Stoned to death
Stoned to death
Tombstone saying
A place to gather, funny, irronic or even morbid tombstone sayings. I'll start the ball rolling
F. Yura Vandal
The graveyard has cameras
And alarms on the props,
Disturbing the contents
Will summon the cops
F. Yura Vandal
The graveyard has cameras
And alarms on the props,
Disturbing the contents
Will summon the cops
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Remember man, as you walk by,
As you are now, so once was I,
As I am now, so shall you be,
Remember this and follow me.
As you are now, so once was I,
As I am now, so shall you be,
Remember this and follow me.
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Here lies my wife: here let her lie!
Now she’s at rest, and so am I.
Now she’s at rest, and so am I.
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Here lies Bubba.
Last words: "Hey, ya'll, watch this!"
If you mess with my grave
you're certainly a fool
because you'll be haunted
by this rotting ghoul.
This is Cynthia's resting place
here, her cold body lies
but she did always believe
that spirit never dies
We all are born, we all grow old
in this case, the body belongs to arnold
you see, he lost a brutal fight
against a meathead, none too bright
That should be a few to getcha goin'
Last words: "Hey, ya'll, watch this!"
If you mess with my grave
you're certainly a fool
because you'll be haunted
by this rotting ghoul.
This is Cynthia's resting place
here, her cold body lies
but she did always believe
that spirit never dies
We all are born, we all grow old
in this case, the body belongs to arnold
you see, he lost a brutal fight
against a meathead, none too bright
That should be a few to getcha goin'
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