[mobeye]

Hi all, I have been asked to make a couple of tombstones to go in the window of a local bakers shop for Halloween. They have left the epitaph up to me with just a few conditions. No swear words or references to sex? in other words they have to be child friendly. I wanted to do something funny that might relate to bread/baking, but the only thing I can think of implies that you might die if you eat the shops bread (which I don't think they would like) The usual internet searches have proved to be less than helpful, so I was hoping one of the clever people on this forum might be able to help me out with something they might have seen or made up themselves and don't mind me using.
Thanks

 

[jdubbya]

John Dough, Jane Dough

(first name) Yeast I will rise again

 

[brimagic]

I immediately think walking dead, "Open, bread inside". I know, that's probably not helpful...I'll keep thinking.




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[Saruman of Many Colours]

Here's a quotes from Cervantes: "All sorrows are less with bread."

Or the Latin: "Panem et circenses" (bread and circuses)

Otherwise, all I can think of is: Peter Bread or Pete A. Bread

 

[Eerie Erie Haunts]

How about three stones in a row: one stone says "The Butcher", then "The Baker," then "The Candle-Stick Maker." In front of the baker's stone, put a sign that says, "No time for that--there's baking to do! "

 

[EPD]

Here Lies Wee G. Bread Board!

 

[moony_1]

p.doughboy "1 poke too many"
"Doughnut disturb"
"Waiting to rise"
Bread in french is "pain" so maybe a play on that?
"Having a slice in the afterlife"

Mine are all cheesy but hope it helps to get the motors turning!

 

[DaveintheGrave]

"Wanda Turnover" ----Like "I wanna turn over (in my grave).

"Goodbye, Cruller World."

"Here Lies Johnny Cake--Formerly a Bundt, Now a Layer."

Rest in Peace, Larry Cake. He Fell."

Ok, these are getting bad......

 

[Bella LaGhostly]

I can only think of cheesy ones, too.

Edgar Allan Pie

Bready Krueger

 

[Trex]

Cake or Death?

 

[Jenn&MattFromPA]

LOL! If you use John or Jane Dough (LOL!), you could put a little epitaph underneath that says "That's the way his cookie crumbled!".

Or with another name, you could add "She cried over spilt milk".

 

[Eerie Erie Haunts]

Cake or Death?

Love it! But not many people will get the joke...

 

[Deadview]

"Our muffins are to die for "

 

[Nevar]

how about
Hansel and Greatle [ sp/] were here

 

[Jerseyscare]

Historical:
Marie-Antoinette
October 1793
"Let them eat CAKE"

 

[mobeye]

Thanks Guys, I knew you wouldn't let me down. Some good ideas there..

 

[SilentRaven]

whats the name of the bakery?

it might help us cook something up, or help roll out some ideas