[Myra Mains]

I was wondering if the clever minds here on the forum would be so kind as to help me come up with lines or routines for 2-3 axis skulls that I am working on. The skulls will be on a full body bride and the grooms skull will be without a body held by the bride. I need witty lines and or bantering such things as for example. meet my better half, he's heads above all else, I've been carring him for eternity.

 

[TNBrad]

Bride: Here is my honey he's A HEAD of the REST.
Bride: When he fell in love he just lost his head for me.

SKULL: History is full of some men lose her heads over a woman; but, I just can't find the rest of me.

 

[Myra Mains]

Thanks for the reply, just what I need. Keep them coming. I will arrange them later to create an overall sequence or skit.

 

[Terra]

Honey, what do you want to do tonight?

KILL YOU!

 

[Hooked_on_Scares]

Bride: my daddy always said no-body would ever be good enough for me. I agree.
Bride: My friends told me he had a great personality

Skull: My shrink said I really needed to get over Lorena, but I'm not sure this has been any better.

Here's other references to 'head' one could do, depending on the age range of your audience. Hmm... I'm wondering if you can work one in with 'butterface' or 'buttisface'

- Hook

 

[Pumpkin Torture Guy]

Bride: You would lose you head if it weren't attached,,oh it isn't.
Groom: Ain't got no body( as in the song).