The bad news is that the auction closed
The good news is that they relisted it
The bad news is they added 1000 to the price
Think how many Walgreen skellies 3k would buy- your very own army of darkness!
The wife told him that she was tired of his Halloween stuff all over the house and he had to sell it. Reluctantly, he obliged and put it at a price that nobody would bite. The result? "Sorry babe, I tried to sell it on eBay and nobody wanted it. Guess we'll have to keep it for another year!"