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Things Only Haunters Say

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Replying to another thread I'd said in earnest, "You can never have too many gargoyles" and immediately thought that is something only a haunter would say.
Then I started to think of all the other things said exclusively by our crowd, such as:

Corpsify

No! Don't mow the lawn!

Darned street lights!

I'm waiting for the guts to dry.



What are your "Haunters Only" sayings?
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I know Haunters have made corpsing a verb!!

Do not throw that away I can use it for Halloween!


Pass me another eyeball

Pick up some more Great Stuff while you are out
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"Oh I need another Wally or Blucky" People look at me and hubby like we are crazy. And I second the great stuff. Today my words of choice have been "It's September 1st, it's time to let my freak flag fly"
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"Be careful climbing out of the attic with that coffin"
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What thread were you talking about gargoyles in?
" get the hell outta my graveyard !!"
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What thread were you talking about gargoyles in?
The Dollar Tree thread re Tombstone corner figures.
That would look great in my cemetary
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I wonder how many brain cells I'm killing melting this styrofoam. :eek:
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"I can't fit any more skulls into this cauldron..."

"I had to impale this guy on the large stake. He kept slipping off the smaller ones..."

"Do you like the sacrificial altar better here? Or do you think it'll work better over there?"

"Block the end of the driveway with the car, so if the kids run off screaming, they won't run into traffic."
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And then I put the baby into the oven until it was nice and soft.
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But honey I had to spray paint the severed limbs in the house, the spray can says to use between 50 and 85 degrees.
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New one that I just used:
No it is not for a wedding dress.. I need to project ghosts in my cemetery

One other that I always wonder:
Should I be breathing in all of these pink styrofoam shavings?
I thought about this last year when I was unpacking things and I said "I have way too many fingers!"
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"What did I do with that severed arm! Oh... Here it is, it's on the washing machine."
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