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Things Only Haunters Say

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Replying to another thread I'd said in earnest, "You can never have too many gargoyles" and immediately thought that is something only a haunter would say.
Then I started to think of all the other things said exclusively by our crowd, such as:


No! Don't mow the lawn!

Darned street lights!

I'm waiting for the guts to dry.

What are your "Haunters Only" sayings?
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· Going bump in the night..
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"I can't fit any more skulls into this cauldron..."

"I had to impale this guy on the large stake. He kept slipping off the smaller ones..."

"Do you like the sacrificial altar better here? Or do you think it'll work better over there?"

"Block the end of the driveway with the car, so if the kids run off screaming, they won't run into traffic."
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