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These are the best two:

Hire a maid from a cleaning service and then lock her in a closet. Her kicks and screams will provide a festively “spooktacular” soundtrack to your Halloween party.
If you’re not going to spend $600 on a motion-activated Headless Horseman, you might as well just call the whole thing off.
 

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my girlfriend sent me this the other day...for some reason, "Glue some googly eyes to a Styrofoam coffee cup to make your own creepy coffee creature!" is my favorite. :D
 

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Lots of those are amusing, but this is my fave: "A great prank on trick-or-treaters is to dress as an inert decorative scarecrow in a rocking chair on your porch, then when children come to the door, spring from the chair swinging kitchen knives and scream 'I’m going to drag you to [email protected]#%ing Hell' at the top of your lungs.":D


Next would certainly be this one: "Have you considered a large air-blown inflatable lawn decoration of a jack-o’-lantern or black cat? Ugh, what the $#@% is wrong with you?":p

The other article is also pretty hilarious, Saruman. I wonder if someone is going to read that and go, "Hmmm.... You know, that is one hell of an idea!!":rolleyes:
 
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