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Granted. You have happiness forever... no consequences whatsoever...

Did we just end this game? ;)
 

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I hope (wish) not!
 

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Granted. But you are doomed to play this game 24 hours a day, 7 days a week for eternity.

I wish I could afford to retire now and live happily ever after...
 

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Granted. But the only way you can live happily ever after is if I retire you
to the fairytale "So What and the 7 Dorks!" Happy. Happy. Happy.

I wish I had a beef and cheddar sandwich
 

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I've dated each of the 7 Dorks at one time or another. I don't know if Happy is the right word for it. ;)

Granted, but in order to get one beef and cheddar sandwich, you must take a million of these sandwiches and eat them all before they go bad.

I wish I could have a personal assistant.
 

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OK, a million order of fries coming up, but they must all be finished with the sandwiches.

I wish I got a pay raise large enough to retire at the end of next year.
 

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Granted. You get a HUGE pay raise and can retire at the end
of next year.......2012! You retire just as the world is coming to an end!

I wish for a sugar-free milkshake to go with the sandwiches and fries
 

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^ Just my luck ;) And you are a glutton for punishment, aren't you? Or just a glutton?

OK, one million sugar-free milkshakes are on their way and must be finished with the sandwiches and fries.

I wish for an adult-only forum, where I don't have to worry about what I post, but I don't want it to be raunchy, just fun and funny.
 

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Granted. An adult only forum is created where you can be fun and funny
.......but you have to be 60 to join.......sorry "kid".

I wish for a million apple turnovers to go with the sandwich, fries, and milkshakes.
 

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Granted - have fun eating them all before they go bad, and since the apple turnovers are not sugar-free, expect health issues to follow...

I wish for no more worries ever.
 

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Granted. You have no more worries ever......Except one. Whether you live or die. If you
live you have nothing to worry about. If you die you only have one thing to worry about.
Whether you go to Heaven or Hell. If you go to Heaven you have nothing to worry about
......and if you go to Hell you'll be shaking hands with so many old friends you won't have
time to worry about anything!

I wish for a napkin after I'm done eatingthe sandwiches, fries, milk shakeand turnovers!
 

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Granted, a million napkins are on their way, but they fill your house so full that there's no room to eat the sandwiches, fries, milkshakes, and turnovers. So sorry!

I wish for time to watch movies.
 

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Granted, but you have no electricity (see your response above) and no money remaining to afford a staff for it, much less money for anything else. Good thing pimps don't have to look like pimps anymore. ;)

I wish I had the solutions for the world's problems.
 

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Granted. You won it, but you lost your lottery ticket.

I wish I could have a week off with no responsibilities.
 
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