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Heh. I think that I may order a pair for the next-door neighbors, since the cats seem to prefer it here whenever they sneak out.
 

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HEY! I bought one of those but they sold it to me as a "Deluxe Kitty Bed" & it came with some boots they weren't interested in & some "Deluxe Cat Krinklee Toys" in the guise of tissue paper.
 

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What a beautiful cat, oaklawn. It's easy to see she's descended from royalty.

Garth, I think the cats are just attracted to your personality.
 

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What a beautiful cat, oaklawn. It's easy to see she's descended from royalty.

Garth, I think the cats are just attracted to your personality.
Thanks Scareme!

I'm going to get a nice pair of slippers out of one of them....


Not sure what one though....
 

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HEY! I bought one of those but they sold it to me as a "Deluxe Kitty Bed" & it came with some boots they weren't interested in & some "Deluxe Cat Krinklee Toys" in the guise of tissue paper.
My cats are dumb too...Won't play with the cat toys but can't leave the Walmart plastic bags alone ...white tissue paper is the worse.
 

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Cats seem to be wrestling , when they aren't "Boxing". They seem to love their own private little house I made by just cutting one end out of a 40 pound box of Tidy Cat littler. (Empty box,please.)
 

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Cats seem to be wrestling , when they aren't "Boxing". They seem to love their own private little house I made by just cutting one end out of a 40 pound box of Tidy Cat littler. (Empty box,please.)
Have you all seen Maru?

Maru loves any & all boxes. You can thank me later for wasting your entire day watching Maru videos instead of working or feeding your kids or just doing anything productive at all.

Here's his channel on youtube:
http://www.youtube.com/user/mugumogu





He recently moved & acquired a new little sister named Hana. They're super kewt together.
 

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RCIAG, those are hilarious videos. I have never seen a cat 'wag' its tail as much, and as forcefully, as Maru; looks like that could hurt a bit if it made contact...:rolleyes:
 

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Have you all seen Maru?

Maru loves any & all boxes. You can thank me later for wasting your entire day watching Maru videos instead of working or feeding your kids or just doing anything productive at all.

Here's his channel on youtube:
http://www.youtube.com/user/mugumogu





He recently moved & acquired a new little sister named Hana. They're super kewt together.
wait, maru is still alive? that cats been around for freaking ever! time to spend the rest of the night watching maru videos instead of game of thrones.
 
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