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Just read this post and it cracked me up!

Trick-or-treating ain’t no game.

No, it’s a life lesson in goal-setting, planning, and tactical execution. Kids who master trick-or-treating go on to become successful world leaders. Kids who don’t could possibly also do the same, but with less chocolate to show for it. The point is that chocolate is delicious, and you should fill your pillowcase with as much of it as possible. You just have to master the 4 Rules Of Strategic...


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That was great! It reminds me of when I used to TOT! :D

They forgot to add one thing tho:
AVOID houses that don't have at least a JoL on the porch (or something Halloween-ish). You'll get either crappy candy or religious tracts. You can bet that they either don't like Halloween or don't have children. Only hit those houses if you've got LOTS of time, or on the way back from your route.


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