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My haunt is called the Edgewater Mortuary and I was looking to find a slogan for it. Something that would appropriate for the facebook page or on a business card. The one that immediately jumps to mind is from the roach motel. Roaches check in but they don't check out. Does anyone have a good idea?
 

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My haunt is called the Edgewater Mortuary and I was looking to find a slogan for it. Something that would appropriate for the facebook page or on a business card. The one that immediately jumps to mind is from the roach motel. Roaches check in but they don't check out. Does anyone have a good idea?
cmerli, give us a bit more information on your haunt. That would really help.
 

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Dr. Merli and his wife of 20 years were traveling home one night when a truck driver lost control of his vehicle and swerved into oncoming traffic. Dr. Merli and his wife were badly injured and rushed to the University Hospital where Dr. Merli worked as a researcher. The doctor was able to recover from his injuries but his wife, whom he described as the joy in his heart, was in a coma. Doctors declared her condition irreversible. Dr. Merli was inconsolable. Using the funds he received from a massive settlement with the trucking company Dr. Merli brought in specialist from around the world but none could offer any way to bring back his love.
With no help from medical science Dr. Merli turned his own research to finding a cure. His early work brought great success in some area. He found groundbreaking ways to preserve her body so her beauty remained even as the coma persisted. However he could not find a way to bring back her mind. Dr. Merli turned to increasingly controversial experiments in a desperate attempt to save his wife. The nature of his research caused his funding to dry up and eventually the University was forced to dismiss him.
That was when he moved to the small town of Edgewater and purchased a local mortuary. He reopened the cemetery and made arrangements with the state for very low cost burials of indigents and prisoners which were to be buried at state expense. A few months after making the move his wife mysteriously vanished from the hospital where she was being treated. Despite an extensive search police could not find her.
Rumors now swirl around the old mortuary like the clouds of fog that settle there regularly. People claim Dr. Merli is merely using the low cost burials as a ready supply of bodies to continue his bizarre research. They also claim the cemetery is a perfect way to hide the bodies of living victims of the doctor’s experiments. Whatever is happening at Edgewater the locals have grown to fear the place. They say at night you can see strange things at the cemetery particularly around All Hallows Eve. They say those buried in this place do not rest in peace.
 

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I still like the classics

You kill 'em, we chill 'em
You stab 'em, we slab 'em
 

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I really like this one. Edgewater Mortuary: Our day begins when your day ends.... Thanks Oaklawn Crematory.
 
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