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Heard about the ghost that skinned his knee?

He got a BOO! boo. :D
 

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What did one ghost say to the other ghost?
"Do you believe in people?"

Why do mummies have trouble keeping friends?
They're so wrapped up in themselves...
 

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What's a witch's favorite subject in school?
Spelling

What did one casket say to the other casket?
"Is that you coffin?" (coughing)

What is a ghoul's favorite flavor?
Lemon-Slime
 
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lol oh god these are bad

reminds me of one I heard when I was a kid

an Ethiopian's walking through a graveyard and a skeleton jumps on his back

the Ethiopian says " get off you fat b*****d

rubbish I know!
 

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Halloween isn't the only thing that sucks in the UK. British Vampires do, too. Ha Ha (What, did you expect me to slam your humor?)
 
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