At every party I've ever held or attended people are always misplacing their drinks. At our party this year we'll be providing those acrylic skull goblets and to help people keep track of which glass is theirs we're attaching tags to the stem of each glass. What we're putting on each tag is a poison warning skull and crossed bones and the name of a poison. The problem is coming up with 30 0f 40 unique poison names. I don't care if the names are for the same poison as long as each is unique and pronounceable by intoxicated people. What I can't use is stuff like "2,3,7,8-Tetrachlorodibenzo-p-dioxin" which is better known as Agent Orange which is a quite acceptable name. I've got a few of the most common ones like Arsenic, Hemlock and so on but I've probably missed quite a few. So any ideas, anyone?