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Why didn't the butcher do stand up comedy?

He wasn't CLEAVER enough!

What is a vampires favorite shape?

Trifangle

What do you call a werewolf that likes to garden?

A Hairy Potter
 

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Q: What do you call a witch on summer vacation?
A: A sandwitch.

Q: What did the vampire say to his ex wife?
A: Fangs for the memories.

Q: What did the zombie say when asked what 2 + 18 x 5 x 88 divided 9 equals?
A: Uhhhhhhhhhh...
 

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A Skeleton walked into a Bar. "Give me a pitcher of Beer and a Mop!".. as found carved inside the Great Pyramid, long, long ago.
 
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