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Captain o'th Black Pearl
Wit' a name o' CaptainJackSparrow, i shall give ya a 'int, it naught be kitties, savvy?
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This guy was pulled over for running a stop sign. When the cop checked the man's driver's license, he said, "You're wearing glasses on your ID and you're not now. I'm going to have to give you a ticket."

The guy said, "Officer, I have contacts."

The cop said, "Look, buddy, I don't care who you know, ... I'm giving you a ticket."
 
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