I put a coat of grey paint on several tombstones and then left them to dry in the garage. I came out later to find that my pug, while on a trip through the garage, decided to leave his dirty-pawed mark in the drying paint.
Now the kids want me to turn this tombstone into a monument for a dog and leave the pawprints intact on the back. I'm fine with that but am trying to come up with an epitaph. The best I've come up with so far is "Buried his bone six feet under." Anyone have anything better?