What about frankensteins monster for the kiddo (or if your little one is a girl, a girl version...or Frankenweenie might b cute) and your wife can b the bride of frankenstein.
If that's your idea of a quick, "not very good" sketch, you have excruciatingly high standards!well...when I say "sketches" I mean not very good, very quick idea sketch so sorry for quality.
this is more of the cartoonized monkey suit, this overalls style...also a straight monkey
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But he'd have a theme song! Shrimpenstein!I had thought about Frankenstein's monster, but a 3 foot monster isn't quite the same.