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Ahoy There Mateys
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This is the place to share funny or lame excuses for bad behaviour.
...for being absent from school, losing your homework, being late to work, etc...
 

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Ahoy There Mateys
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For being late to class:

I had a wardrobe malfunction on my way to school and had to run back home to change into new pants!
 

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I broke my foot when the bull threw me (heard this from a student this week - I have a million, just no time to post them - hopefully soon...).
 

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The wind is so strong that my motorcycle keeps blowing over while I'm driving it.
 

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I'm in the witness protection program, and the guy I'm hiding from was released from prison today, so can you come drop off my assignments at the hotel where I'm hiding now?
 
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