[boo who?]

While holiday baking, I decided to whip up a new salt dough friend. Here's my answer to that twerpy little goody two-shoes Elf on the Shelf.

♫ ♫ ♪

Better not cry
Better not pout
Or Krampus will come
And rip out your throat...

♫ ♫ ♪

 

[Stinkerbell n Frog Prince]

Lovely - I like it
Might have to try and make one for next year's Krampus day event.

 

[trachcanman]

your poem needs a wording change
you better not cry
you better not gloat
or Krampus will come
and tip out your throat.

 

[dane82]

your poem needs a wording change
you better not cry
you better not gloat
or Krampus will come
and tip out your throat.

"and rip your throat out" would be even easier.

 

[memnet]

That's great.

 

[trachcanman]

what can I say I was in a hurry and didn't proof read it to make sure my spelling was correct. but yes it should have been rip.

 

[boo who?]

Excellent suggestions! I like both improvements!

 

[66539]

"and rip your throat out" would be even easier.

That's the way I sang it when I was reading the post out-loud to the family. It just seemed to roll of the tongue easier. Regardless of what is sung, that little guy is just killer in all the best ways.

 

[Batty Patty]

While holiday baking, I decided to whip up a new salt dough friend. Here's my answer to that twerpy little goody two-shoes Elf on the Shelf.

♫ ♫ ♪

Better not cry
Better not pout
Or Krampus will come
And rip out your throat...

♫ ♫ ♪

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I need one of them!!! Actually a few would be better. Love it!

 

[disembodiedvoice]

He looks really good I have several Krampus ornaments but never tried to make one. You've inspired me to maybe try.

On the Elf on the shelf note, my daughter really likes this, I did it last year for the first time and bringing it back this year BUT she doesn't know that I am also bringing in at some point Krampus In The Corner. They sell the stuffed doll and the book to go with it. I'm going to have Krampus up to mischief, giving the Elf a hard time lol We will see how this goes over.

 

[ColdHeartArt]

That is fantastic. You could always put an elf next to it with the throat ripped out to embody the poem.

 

[boo who?]

Poor Krampus lost a few claws last year. I'm going to have to make him some new ones. If I can, I might also try and give him larger horns. Will post the New & Improved Krampus when he's ready to make his annual appearance.

 

[MasqAddikt]

Awesome creation. Looking forward to the revised Krampus.

 

[disembodiedvoice]

 

[disembodiedvoice]

I hope you revise your little Krampus and show us the results !!

Someone posted a link to another Krampus, this one is Krampus on the Mantle

 

[ColdHeartArt]

I hope you revise your little Krampus and show us the results !!

Someone posted a link to another Krampus, this one is Krampus on the Mantle
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Pretty cool item. FYE has it for $35, which does not include shipping, unfortunately.

 

[boo who?]

Cool! Looks like his horns are cloth. I never thought of doing that. I might try to make the larger horns from fabric and glue them over the salt dough originals.

Thanks for posting that version!