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How come the skeleton did not dance at the party??
He had no-BODY to dance with. . . ..
He had no-BODY to dance with. . . ..
joke- skelaton
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We love a good skeleton joke
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A very old skeleton joke:WARNING! A skeleton walks into a bar. "Bartender! Give me a Beer and a mop!"
A busy Skeleton was opening a grave-with a shovel! He dug down, opened the coffin lid, there was his girlfriend's skeleton.
He asked her:"Have you finally lost enough weight to be happy with yourself?"
"Almost, close the lid, come back next year, Honey."
A busy Skeleton was opening a grave-with a shovel! He dug down, opened the coffin lid, there was his girlfriend's skeleton.
He asked her:"Have you finally lost enough weight to be happy with yourself?"
"Almost, close the lid, come back next year, Honey."
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
'Cuz he didn't have the guts!
'Cuz he didn't have the guts!
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Q: Why didn’t the skeleton dance at the Halloween party?
A: He had no body to dance with!
Q: When does a skeleton laugh?
A: When something tickles his funny bone.
A: He had no body to dance with!
Q: When does a skeleton laugh?
A: When something tickles his funny bone.
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