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A very old skeleton joke:WARNING! A skeleton walks into a bar. "Bartender! Give me a Beer and a mop!"
A busy Skeleton was opening a grave-with a shovel! He dug down, opened the coffin lid, there was his girlfriend's skeleton.
He asked her:"Have you finally lost enough weight to be happy with yourself?"
"Almost, close the lid, come back next year, Honey."
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