Happy New Year to everyone on our Halloween Forum,
Can you believe that it is only 289 more Days until Halloween 2019?
Before you know it, it will be here and Gone.
Well.....may be not that quickly, but.....Time sure seems to be Flying as we all get older.
Ok......sooooo I am really really really needing everyones Help and Advice when it comes to my 1977 Cadillac Hearse.
I found this thing, about a month ago now, and have really not done much to her at all, since our weather has been anything but great.
To date, I have Bought her.....and moved her out of the Skid Road area where I found her on a Movie set.
When I was negotiating to buy her, the previous owner told me all kinds of stuff about her, but.....what Seller doesn't do that?
He told me that she runs and she stops and she moves and she drives just fine.
I was skeptical, having been Stung a few times in my life....with BS, but.....what can one really expect, when it comes to buying an Old Hearse, that has not seen much Love, since her retirement.
It was definitely NOT Love, at First Sight....but she is slowly growing on me, just as all the Moss and Slime has been growing on her. lol
I had her towed to where she is now, I did not even try to start her, as I just never had the time to play with her due to the Holiday season and our ****ty weather.
When I bought her, she was coved in Leaves and Twigs and Tree slime and her Front right tire was Flatter than Flat.
Her insides were covered in Mouse crap and her Bench seat, was something that you would never consider sitting on, until.....you had Disinfected it, a zillion times over and over again.
Her Coffin area was fairly clean.....aside from the Mouse crap and a few Crack Pipes left behind from the Street people that used her for ......well......I'll let your imagination run Wild on that one.
The picture I am painting of her, is pretty well bang on.......and she CREEPED ME OUT.....just to even open her Doors.
Each and every time I went to check on her, I did a little bit here and there.....to the point.....that I am now.....Totally OK with her.
I have cleaned her insides as best and as often as I could......with every Disinfectant known to Man, and then some New Ones just invented by NASA.
I am no longer Creeped out by her, and I think that she looks forward to see me now, as much as I look forward to seeing her.
I jacked her up, and Fixed her Flat front tire, and I have cleaned her Engine bay, which was absolutely Filthy.
I then.....stuck a charged up Battery in her, I poured some New Gas into her Tank, and sprayed a little Starting Fluid into her Carb, and turned the key, while closing my eyes and hoping for the best.
She jumped to Life!
She RUNS......LOUD and Proud....well.....more "LOUD" than Proud that is.
She has her Twin exhaust......without Mufflers on them......coming out.....on each side, underneath the side doors......on a 45 degree angle.....HOT ROD Style......and her 425 Cubic inch engine.....just ROARS......when you Rev her up.
I haven't driven her yet....but.....I did go through her Gears.....and it seems as if.....her Tranny works? lol
The Head Lights work.....her Tail lights work.....and her Turn signals work for the most part.
Her Wipers work...well they did on the weekend, but....they were struggling this morning, when I tried them out.
They could have been Frozen?
I am still leary about sitting on that seat, so for now.....I put a big Thick cozy Blanket on it, till the weather warms up and I can take a Power Washer to that seat.
You get the Picture of what I have here......I have an OLD HEARSE......Not a Show Car....Not a Collectors car.....But.....a Halloween Prop.
I was originally happy to just have a something that looked like a Hearse...but...now.....I am wanting to get her looking better, than when I first found her.
Here is where I need your Help.
She has a really Ugly look to her right now.
She has some Moss growing on her.....she has that Green Film or slime growing on her Roof......her Paint is Flat Black in colour, with lots of Patina going on, amongst her other tree slime.
Have a look at some of the pictures and you will see what I mean.
I was originally wanting this Mossy LOOK.........but....when it is Dark Outside, that LOOK....will be totally Lost in the Night, as she will have way to much to look at, besides how she Looks in the Day Time.
So.....I am torn as to what to do with her?
Do I leave her untouched for the next 8 Months, in her Barn Find condition.....and never ever take any soap or water to her....or take any Polish to her.......or......My Gut feeling is to .....Wash Her and Detail her and Clean her right up.
She has Cadillac Wire wheels on her, and those are starting to look really good, and her White Walls will clean right up as well..... as I have already begun working on those.
Her Chrome all looks to be in pretty good shape........and Im thinking......that her Chrome gleaming....up against her Flat Back paint, will look just as good.....as if I left her covered in all of that Tree Slime and Moss.
The Police tend to leave Vehicles alone, that LOOK as if , they are in decent Road Shape.
By driving around in a Moss Covered Twig Covered OLD Hearse.....that just might attract the Wrong kind of Attention.
It is a HEARSE!!!!!
Whether it is a CLEAN Hearse or a Moss Covered Hearse.......it is still a Hearse......and it will CREEP OUT most people regardless of it being CLEAN and Detailed or whether she is a Mess.
I am leaning towards Cleaning her Up.....and making her LOOK...as good as she can, with a little LOVE and lots of Attention.
If.....I had some property, I would leave her Moss Covered and bring her out, just once year, looking worse than the year before.
Sadly, I live in the City.......and I think.....that Cleaning her up.....might be the way to go.
I will have a Coffin in her, and if the weather is Clear, I will have another one.....Leaning out of her Back Door and one up on the Roof....and what with Green LEDS Flickering on her Insides......and a Fog Machine blowing out Fog......being Covered in Moss.....will not even be noticed.
So.....what does everyone think?
Do I leave her all covered in Green Moss and Tree Slime.....or.....Do I make her Look as good as I can, with LOTS of elbow grease and Lots of LOVE, for
her Big Night out?