Hey, Scatter, a skilled ghoul like you isn't obligated to offer any explanation. You keep the spirit any way you want, and get those fans a 'fillin' them colorful, trembly inflatables with your bad self!
You had me at "I feel dirty" so.....yeah....
I'm actually enjoying the pumpkin man with crazy hands. I would have had a hard time passing on him and I hate inflatables! We all have our weak moments lol
I like to think that people once felt the same about blowmolds. See, they'll be collectibles someday! (Says the person who swore against them, and now owns the small black cat and various other holiday inflateables)
Now the "Challenge" make them horrific! Scary,nasty.menacing! Deflate them then have a large air tank full with a large throat air valve and quickly inflate it when someone passes by!
If it goes "BANG!" it will be a very effective scare! (Be ready to video tape the "Bang!")
There. Feel better now?
If people park next to your property to see your displays quick-inflate it right beside their car,popping-up right next to them.
Distract people,then suprise-scare them,lull them, then "GOTCHA!!"
To insure they will react at least some how add some stink into their air supply.,all ready for if/when it bursts.