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A bout a Month ago a woman told me"The Devil Never sleeps." She should know, she works for the US Postal system!
(It kind of took me by surprise.)
 

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I usually get asked if I have any kids. and then I have to say.... no.
Yep, I feel that one. I get that and the your kids must love this. Why it is weird that I build a great display and not have kids? I think it is weird that you drive your kids from house to house on Halloween night or that half my neighborhood leaves their lights off for the night. BTW, mid 40s..
 

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Top 5 questions asked of me every October.

1. Where did you get all of this stuff?

2. How much did all of this cost?

3. Where do you keep it all?

4. How long does it take to set it all up?

5. How long does it take to take it all down?
 

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Because I can at times be a wise ***, my answers:


1. Where did you get all of this stuff? "WHAT STUFF???" IT'S HALLOWEEN???

2. How much did all of this cost? "MAYBE $50-$100 TOTAL"

3. Where do you keep it all? "ALL IN A LARGE CLOSET"

4. How long does it take to set it all up? "ONE TO TWO HOURS"

5. How long does it take to take it all down? "15 TO 20 MINUTES"

NOTHING OF THE ABOVE IS TRUE - But kids, from an adult, just accept the answer at face value.

Jerseyscare
 
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