I want to be a version of the One Eyed One Horned Flying Purple People Eater.
Maybe a glam version? OR gorey glam???
The song says that the One Eyed little monster landed on earth to be in a rock and roll band. (He actually has a solo at the end of the Sheb Wooley song and blasts it from the horn on his head.) AND he ate PURPLE people, not that he was purple. However, it's my understanding that you are what you eat, so he probably had some purple tint to his skin/fur and had an interest in the color purple (not the movie) and therefore had a tendency to WEAR purple.
I am having trouble with the ONE HORN and ONE EYE part. Naturally. HELP!
Here's what I've collected so far. Dress, wings, monster hands, teeth, blood to drip out of my mouth, wig, and jeweled eye patch. Still waiting for the furry legwarmers and cuffs and the mutilated hand. Undecided on the horn and eye.
So, questions are:
Should I go all the way
and get the cyclops woochie?
Has anyone ever worn this woochie?
What other horn options do I have?
I have not bought this yet:
Legwarmers were bought with matching cuffs for the wrists.
I have not bought these yet:
THANK YOU so much for taking a look!!!