Hi, there is a joke, that I'm not sure if everyone's familiar with but it basically goes like this. You are out with a friend and you see a beggar on the street corner. You say to your friend" Look it's a retired (insert the name of your friends workplace here) employee". I'm thinking about doing this for my companies Halloween party using my companies name of course. I found a mask that looks like an old man who has not had a shave or haircut in decades. However I'm unsure of where to go from there. I thought about getting some cardboard and making a sign that says " Retired XX employee, please help" then leaving it outside for a couple of days to weather it. I also thought about getting a rusty soup can and gluing a couple of pennies and a gum wrapper to the bottom. But I'm not sure how to get a can to rust this quickly.