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If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
~ Pilgrims!

Why can't you take a turkey to church?
~ Because they use such FOWL language


What did the turkey say before it was roasted?
~ Boy! I'm stuffed!


Why did the man invest in feathers?

~ He heard the stock market was going down!
 

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OMG there's so few members online!! It's a ghost town! ;) I'm enjoying my non-Thanksgiving still in my PJs and waiting 10 more minutes till the Macy's parade. Have a wonderful day everyone, and good luck battling the hordes tomorrow!!
 
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