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· Lord of the Cemetery
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I may be able to answer that, Dave..
When I addressed my MD in a "piratey fashion" this morning, he enquired as to whether I'd been drinking. :(

· Human Candy Shovel
1,107 Posts
I'm am totally sick to my stomach after eating a dozen free krispy kreme donuts this morning.

If you don't know, they give you a free glazed donut today if you talk like a pirate, and a dozen free glazed donuts if you talk and dress like a pirate.

Also, my throat hurts from all the "arrrrrrrrrr".

Also, good job, Firefox! Donuts is a word in the spellcheck dictionary, but donut isn't. Also spellcheck isn't. That's totally messed up.

· What Hump?
1,109 Posts
A pirate walks into a bar.
As he walked in, the bartender noticed that the pirate had an enormous ship's wheel attached to the front of his pants.
The bartender didn't pry at first, but after a while he had to know why.
So he asked the pirate: "Do you know that you have a ship's wheel attached to the front of your pants?"
"Aye!" said the pirate. "It's drivin' me nuts!"
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