Well, kiddies, Universal Studios Florida's Halloween Horror Nights is coming in just a couple of months. This year, in celebration of the park's 25th anniversary, Horror Nights is going to feature twice the amount of monsters roaming the park , a house based on Freddy vs. Jason (among many others) the return of Jack the clown and it will be up and running for 30 - count 'em - 30 nights! This will be one monsterpalooza! And guess who has an appointment for an audition for a role as a Horror Nights Scareactor? THIS GUY! That's right! Next Thursday night I audition for a role as either a street or a house monster. This isn't my first show, though. In 2006 I played a zombie on the streets of Deadtropolis at Horror Nights. Old timers on the forum might also remember the stories I used to post about performing as a monster at Queen Mary's Shipwreck (now called Dark Harbor) back home in California. Since Rose's Haunted Graveyard - our home haunt for the past three years - is no longer a possibility (the guy who owned the house we were renting sold it, forcing us to scatter-a whole story in itself) this is the best replacement I can think of!