she doesn't like beef jerky, eh? ... make a note to yourself not to get her beef jerky for her birthday ... ;-)When I started back in August, the wife was all about helping me. She thought i was doing "cutesy"stuff.
I had my burned at the stake corpsed skelly "Beef Jerky Man" sitting in a chair on our front porch hidden behind a brick pillar. I burned out his belly skin and did strands of heated saran wrap painted to look like his intestines. I thought the Fed Ex and UPS delivery people might like to meet him.
The wife was less than amused.