I don't think there's reason to apologize for laughing, those things are ridiculous! I think this forum is great for taking the worst items and making them into Halloween gold.I'm back to apologize for laughing at the eyeballs. They were just... unexpectedly very funny.
You know if you could mount them on top of something way back on your property. In the dark of night. It will be a spooky effect for the kids. A big monster is back there 'looking around' for a kid to eat. That type of thing. The quick jerky movements could mimic the motion of some big creatures head as he looks around.
Please let us know what you finally do with them. I'm curious now.