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Have any good bumper sticker sayings?

...Driver Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult
 

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Of course there is the standard...." Horn is broken , watch for finger", but one of my favorites was ..........." Lost your cat ?...............Check under my tires"............
 

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Here's one for ya ........ " If you don't like my driving , stay off of the sidewalk!"
 

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Okayyy, a tad on the disgusting side but here goes.......

Back off or I'll flick a booger on your windshield!
 

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If you want to follow me that close, honk the horn, and I'll pull over and
let you get in the backseat!
 

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Seeing you I can understand why the gene pool could use a little chlorine.
 

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Ass , Gas , or Grass , no one rides for free
 

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I like this one: "Stay in school, you're too ugly to make a good prostitute!" (Last word changed cause the mods will probably zap me for it! Hint: it rhymes with bore)
 

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While on school topics...............

"My kid beat up your honor student"
 
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