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I would like to put together a sign above the toilet in my "Batroom" bathroom. I need some ideas for do's and don'ts.

I will label the sign Batroom Etiquette and under that in little letters have "doo do's and doo doo don'ts"

But I can't think of anything else. You guys have great imaginations, so can you give me some ideas please?
 

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Okay, I used google for ideas...

• Limit all reading to short stories, poems & notices.
• No loud philosophical thinking.
• Cross-eyed guests & drunks with bad aim must be seated!
• Be courteous, give way to dire emergencies.
• Don’t write on walls. We don’t use your stationary for toilet paper.
• This is the best seat in the house; treat it with respect.
• Even if you are in a rush… please remember to flush.
• Relax…this is probably the only place where you’re absolutely sure of what you’re doing.
• Absolutely no sharing of seats.
• Ladies, please remain seated for the entire performance.
But most of all…
Smile at the mirror… you are being watched.
 

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We aim to please. you aim too please

Absolutely no bait fishing allowed in this area

After prolonged time, squatting charges will be applied

If youre finished flush it and if it smells spray it

Changing toilet roll will not make your arm fall off

Need to use match for smell, please use blowtorch underneath sink

No washing hair or clothes in the toilet please

Please turn off your cell phone (and other electronic devices) while seated
 
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