Powdery mildew seems like the only problem I haven't had so far. I've got one vine that seems to have exploded overnight (it's wrapped in a muslin bandage, seems to be not actively dying), one that the borers got to that doesn't look so hot (doesn't want to go on the cart just yet, but not feeling happy), and the squash bugs have appeared (hello, Seven my friend, I'm glad these aren't for eating). Seem to have lost a pumpkin where the stem has broken. But, I've also got quite a few good pumpkins going - they seem to be turning orange early, but are still growing (keep on little maxes!) one in particular which is nicely shaped and getting large that I've got sitting upright. Probably about 1 good baby pumpkin per (healthy) plant. Seems like maybe they're not setting as many as fast as they ought to be doing, so I feel a little behind even though it's only just August. Thinking I should break out the Miracle Grow - I haven't done any fertilizing so far (good dirt, things grown here rarely need much help).
And that's my rambling update, since I haven't provided any in a while. Hopefully I'll remember to take the camera out for pictures soon.
(Relevant: I have cornstalks drying and waiting for their final purpose. They have that dry cornstalk smell. Very motivating.)