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· AntiChrist Superstar
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reminds me of a joke i heard one time...
this couple gets married and they go to the motel
once in the room the husband decides now is as good a time as ever to set the ground rules
he takes off his pants and hands them to her and says, "put these on"
she steps into them and pulls them up and says, "i can't wear your pants"
and he says, "remember that, i wear the pants in the family"
she then steps out of her pants and hands them to him and says, "put these on"
he looks at her pants and says, "i can't get in your pants"
and she replies, "and you never will with your attitude"
If a broad told me that , I would slap her silly, then pull her by her hair off the ground and order her to go to the kitchen to make me a delicious sandwich.....MAN POWER BABY!!!!!!!
 

· AntiChrist Superstar
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Shadowless, you must do better than that, I put live cicadas in my mouth before (serious, I live in a 17 year locust region, people fry them things up and eat em like nuts). As for the drink, a lil mudbutt sure wont kill me, god knows I am the KING OF MUDBUTT. So thank you for your offerings, much love and slaps, Wristslitter
 
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