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· Captain o'th Black Pearl
Wit' a name o' CaptainJackSparrow, i shall give ya a 'int, it naught be kitties, savvy?
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1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in diapers.

2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks-out? You shut the door.

3. If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all up there.

4. Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be out alone.

5. Go for younger men. You might as well - they never mature anyway.

6. Men are all the same - they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart.

7. Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.

8. Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself types.

9. Best way to get a man to do something, is to suggest he is too old for it.
10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.

11. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.

12. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.

13. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him checkbooks.

14. Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his.

15. Sadly, all men are created equal.

16. If you think the way to a man's heart is through his stomach you're aiming too high.

17. Definition of a man with manners - he gets out of the bath to pee.

18. Whenever you meet a man who would make a good husband, you will usually find that he is.

19. Scientists have just discovered something that can do the work of five men - a woman.

20. Husbands are like children - they're fine if they're someone else's.

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Too Freakin Funny CaptnJack, lmao:D ALthough just as many can be equally true of women, Men rule really:) #3=Life would be so boring unless you were into carpet munching or into gossiping/bashing. #6=Have to disagree, men are not all created equal or the same, trust me. #9= Yes now this does seem to work well doesn't it,lol. #16 Now Yep, can't deny this one, this is pure & simply put, 100% fact.;)

But no matter their quirks, I think any woman would be daft not to admit that although at times you may feel like you can't live with them, honestly who would want to live without them, men Rock!:)

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Alright, back to 20 truths about men I see. Just a couple from me today are:

Honorable men are protectors, they'll guard your heart (no matter if you're a friend or intimate partner) rather then talk trash behind it, they'll strive to protect your mental & physical well-being rather then feel thretened by it and seek to avenge it, and they'll defend your honor, cherish your love & support and lay down their life for you, rather then feeling they have to outdo your honor, I've never once known a woman willing to lay down their life for another woman's.

Don't obtain the vibrant sensitive beauty of a man from dishonerable bitter women, there are plenty of dishonerable women no worthy of an honerable man's love.

Don't easly be deceived, there's nothing more beautiful, more capivating and sensual than a man who's heart you have brought honor too.
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