"The Vampire Bat" joke
A vampire bat came flapping in from the night, covered in fresh blood, and parked himself on the roof of the cave to get some sleep.
Before long, the other bats smelled the blood and started to hassle him about where he got it.
He begged them to knock it off and let him...
So, candy is the obvious favorite for handing out at Halloween, but I know of an online magic shop with decent prices on all those cheesy gags and jokes from when I was little. Thus, along with candy, we also give out crap like trick squirt lighters; Chinese finger traps; the trusty...
Hey! I'm a total halloween freak since day one!
Some of my fondest memories have taken place on Halloween.
I just love the essence and all the lil creatures that come with it, I always joke with my friends/coworkers that Halloween is when I'm in season!
I love Halloween music and have a lil...
Q) How does the Grim reaper get his kicks on Halloween?
A) He goes to a retirement home Halloween party!
Q) What did the grim reaper say to the little boy?
A) Your a naughty little monster!
Q) Why did the grim reaper start burning people?
A) Because a hot steak is better that a cold chop!
I am building out a talking Scarecrow/Skeleton and was looking for some good dialogue to have play throw them. I am looking for funny skits or jokes that don't have a lot of background music or sounds. Any suggestions ?
Here are a few Halloween riddles I made up and put into a new Halloween book I wrote with my wife.
The night is not as dark as I.
I’m like a shadow passing by.
Sometimes the light will catch my eye.
What am I?
From within an eerie glow.
I’ll spook or make you laugh, you know...
Tthis was common when I was growing up, at least in the neighborhoods right around us. When you went to the house, you said "Trick or Treat", but then you were expected to "earn" your treat. Usually you'd sing (Oh, how many times I sang "Who's behind that false face..." over the years!), tell...
Hi to all,
Just want to say hi to everyone here at Halloween forum. Been reading the through the site for a couple of years. As Halloween is my holiday. But never join up due to much on my plate. But now things have change in my life and have more time to working on writing my Halloween jokes...
Every part of Halloween is awesome! While browsing for some new cool Halloween stuff this year, I came across this 'Halloween Jokes for Kids' ebook. It's got some great Halloween Humor in it and has lots of illustrations. I've got two young kids who love these jokes. I thought I'd share some...
If you like it please vote for it. I know it seems mean but, my kids are great sports . I was part of a yard haunt for years
and our house is full of scary stuff. We just came back from Halloween Horror Nights , scary stuff does not get to them...