Q) How does the Grim reaper get his kicks on Halloween?
A) He goes to a retirement home Halloween party!
Q) What did the grim reaper say to the little boy?
A) Your a naughty little monster!
Q) Why did the grim reaper start burning people?
A) Because a hot steak is better that a cold chop!
Here are a few Halloween riddles I made up and put into a new Halloween book I wrote with my wife.
The night is not as dark as I.
I’m like a shadow passing by.
Sometimes the light will catch my eye.
What am I?
From within an eerie glow.
I’ll spook or make you laugh, you know...
Hi to all,
Just want to say hi to everyone here at Halloween forum. Been reading the through the site for a couple of years. As Halloween is my holiday. But never join up due to much on my plate. But now things have change in my life and have more time to working on writing my Halloween jokes...
Every part of Halloween is awesome! While browsing for some new cool Halloween stuff this year, I came across this 'Halloween Jokes for Kids' ebook. It's got some great Halloween Humor in it and has lots of illustrations. I've got two young kids who love these jokes. I thought I'd share some...