Halloween humour shared by a distant cousin from Cumbria

Im amazed but finally cousin Al footage has been released!

Holy buckets!! I met a nice young lady through Craig's List (she bought the glass tabletop that I was using on my toe pincher that was also sold) who mentioned that her cousin owns a casket company near me. I asked if her cousin ever had any scratch & dents that she wanted to get rid of and...

This morning I got a message from Gym telling me of one of his great stories from his haunted house. I swear when Gym gets to the nursing home who of our younger members are gonna rush there and let them know that his stories are all true! Imagine scarring all the patients and causing them to...