cleaver

Anyone have an amusing epitaph to add to a Stella Live tombstone I'm working on? It sits over a breathing grave and I feel it needs more than just the name but I can't think of anything!

First and foremost, one of the greatest Clown masks of all time! I used an old Disney Nightmare Before Christmas top hat, a blood spattered lab tech. coat, Grey scrubs, white bloodied magicians gloves, plastic hanging chains with hooks, fake bloody cleaver and bloody white dirty sneakers...and...

Hi Folks, Well, I changed my mind...I found this antique, very-used, Dexter meat cleaver (it must weigh over a pound!) at an antique store in Micanopy, FL and HAD to have it and I decided to use it in place of the long knife I originally used for this prop. So, what do you think...a better...