I am a horrible writer so was wondering if some one would help with a Non Commercial use of a poem or script for a talking head?

maybe a challenge for some of you out there

It is for a Carriage driver at the Hickory Grove Cemetery would like something punny or somber. either talking to his horse or to the people. Nothing the kids shouldn't hear.

I'll give any credit on videos taken if you wish.

Pm if you want

Look forward to seeing some ideas.