Thread: Brainstorm for Creepy Food Names-at Overnight Camp

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I am camping with some kids aged 6-15. I wanted to list the menu for the weekend with creepy names and I need help! Please see the menu below and please offer suggestions for creepy names! Thank you!

Scrambled Eggs
Bacon
Sausage Patties
Cereal
Milk
Orange Juice
Coffee
Bagels

Sandwiches consisting of:
Bread
Turkey
Ham
Peanut Butter
Jelly
Sliced Cheese
Mayo
Mustard

Potato Chips
Doritos
Cheetos
Pickles
Apple Sauce

Hamburger
Hotdogs
Grilled Corn on the Cob
Mustard
Ketchup
Sliced Cheese

First thing I think of is the old camp song -

Great green globs of greasy grimy gopher guts
mutilated monkey meat
little dirty birdie feet
French-fried eyeballs floating in a pool of blood

ooh ooh yum yum it all tastes so good

Awesome! Thanks!

LOL, I remember the Great green gobs of owie goey gopher guts. (our version)

Here are some that I came up with// some better then others!!

Scrambled Eggs -- Dirty Birds
Bacon -- Pig Skin
Sausage Patties -- Pig Patties
Cereal -- Monster Crunch
Milk -- Ghost blood
Orange Juice -- Bug Juice
Coffee -- Black Gold
Bagels -- Ghost poop

Sandwiches consisting of:
Bread -- dowboy fat
Turkey -- Zombie flesh
Ham -- Pig flaps
Peanut Butter -- Squirl guts
Jelly -- Monster boogers
Sliced Cheese -- squished mice
Mayo -- Puss
Mustard -- Bug guts

Potato Chips -- fried tongues
Doritos --
Cheetos -- Mice poop
Pickles -- Ogar fingers
Apple Sauce -- Ear wax

Hamburger -- Cow intestines
Hotdogs --
Grilled Corn on the Cob -- pimples
Mustard
Ketchup -- Vampire blood
Sliced Cheese