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So.. Im doing abandoned asylum theme at my party, and ive been given a huge box og 100 cool sunscreen coloured ( brownish) testtubes, and im gonna use them for thr tempt your fate game ( i was going to use them for shots but they have no lids)

Anyway, i want to adjust the game to my theme, so instead of " you have tempted fate and therefore you shall..." id like the cards ( that i will roll up and shove in the tubes) to say something more in the lines of " You have selfmedicated and therefore" "you have gotten the wrong medicin and therefore".. etc.. But im really low on inspiration at the moment so i need as many suggestions as possible! I havent decided yet if im gonna go with one line (like if you just use " you have tempted fate") or Different ones, so all suggestions of lines is welcome..

Brainstorm below lol..

I'm doing an asylum theme as well and doing the game. My fates are going to be in balloons you have to pop. Below is the list of fates I am using. I hope it gets your creative juices flowing. Just to decode a bit for what the phrases mean...Mystery concoction is mystery shot, liquid lobotomy is the gross drink, try your luck is lottery tickets, sweet reward is candy, treats are mini bottles of wine, and the celebratory treat is a mini bottle of champagne, the experimental treatment are bottles of weird coke i found at world market.

As fate shall have it, you insulted the nurse and she mixed up your meds. Go see the hostess for your mystery concoction

As fate shall have it, a patient in Ward B drugged your drink at lunch. Go see the hostess for your mystery concoction.
YOU CANNOT TEMPT FATE AGAIN FOR 30 MIN.

As fate shall have it, the nurses mixed up your meds.
Go see the hostess for your mystery concoction

As fate shall have it, the new doctor on staff prescribed you the wrong meds.
Go see the hostess for your mystery concoction

As fate shall have it, the doctor was drunk today and put his pills in your med cup.
Go see the hostess for your mystery concoction

As fate shall have it, the janitor doesn’t like that you have an imaginary friend named after him. He switched out your meds when the nurses were gossiping.
Go see the hostess for your mystery concoction

Fate doesn’t know what to do with you.
Go see the hostess to try your luck

Fate doesn’t know what to do with you.
Go see the hostess to try your luck

Fate doesn’t know what to do with you.
Go see the hostess to try your luck

Fate doesn’t know what to do with you.
Go see the hostess to try your luck


Fate doesn’t know what to do with you.
Go see the hostess to try your luck

Fate is pissed off at you. Go see the hostess for your liquid lobotomy. YOU CANNOT TEMPT FATE AGAIN!

You got caught trying to escape. Go see the hostess for your liquid lobotomy. YOU CANNOT TEMPT FATE AGAIN!

As fate shall have it, you picked up a secret admirer from Ward B. Go see the hostess to get your gift of affection.

As fate shall have it, the doctors discovered you aren’t crazy so you’re being released. Go see the hostess for a celebratory treat.
YOU CANNOT TEMPT FATE AGAIN!

As fate shall have it, you’re in solitary confinement. Nothing happens.
Tempt your fate again later.

As fate shall have it, you new meds made you sleep all day.
Nothing happens.
Tempt your fate again later.

As fate shall have it, the orderly forgot to let you out for group therapy today. Nothing happens.
Tempt your fate again later.

As fate shall have it, you were given the wrong meds today and you are temporarily paralyzed. You cannot tempt fate again until someone pours a shot in your mouth.

As fate shall have it, your cellmate acquired some contraband and wants to share with you. Go see a hostess for your treat.

As fate shall have it, your shrink is retiring and chose to celebrate with you. Go see the hostess for your treat.

As fate shall have it, the orderly is sneaking booze in to work. You find out about it. He sneaks you some to keep you silent.
Go see the hostess for your treat.

As fate shall have it, your shock therapy failed.
Go see your hostess for a liquid lobotomy.

As fate shall have it, beating the crazy out of you failed.
Go see your hostess for a liquid lobotomy.

As fate shall have it, you were given a placebo instead of your normal anti-psychotics. In front of the hostess you must tell someone “you smell like old people, and soap. I like it” for a sweet reward.

As fate shall have it, the nurse took your meds to get high, and left you without any for the day. You must yell “I am king of the world” for a sweet reward

As fate shall have it, the imaginary squirrels in your room wouldn’t let you pee last night. Do a pee-pee dance as you approach the hostess for a sweet reward.

As fate shall have it, you keep seeing imaginary sloths around the ward. The doctor is confused and puts you on an experimental Treatment. Go see the hostess to try it out.

As fate shall have it, the nurses cannot stop you from talking in third person. They are annoyed with you and give you an experimental treatment. Go see the hostess to try it out

As fate shall have it, you developed an extreme fear of being away from others. Hang on to someone for dear life until you get your treat from the Hostess.

oooh *steal* hehe.. what a bunch of cool ideas
I havent decided if i should be the one giving out stuff or not but I may have to , because else theyll prolly cheat the bastards that ive invited haha..

Yea I worry about cheating too...I'm hoping the sound of the balloon popping gives me an advantage. I hope one of my drunk friends doesn't just pop them all at once. :-P

hahaha.. i hate the sound of poping balloons so im glad i have the testtubes. im gonna place them in the main room to avoid the cheating lol.

THIS IS AWESOME!! I'm having a zombie party and I can convert somethings over to zombie theme. Also I'm a zombie nurse and my husband a zombie patient. , so this is great to distribute meds.

ive stolen all of theese and added more hehe.. some are:
You are sure you just saw a spaceship land outside and quickly make a nice tinfoil hat that you will wear for the next 30 minutes.

Youve pulled out 4 teeth because you bekive them to recieve radio signals from outer space. Sadly you now bleed out and die. You die dramaticaly on the floor but luckily you will be ressourectred by your hostess ( this is my way of incorporating " best death" in the game, as two games is going to be to much for a small party)

After youve stopped urinating in the headnurses plants youve been trusted with a position in the kitchen. Therefor you must do a round of cleaning glasses and plates in the living room ( nifty way to make people clean haha)

Youve snitched on one of your fellow inmates, telling the headnurse that it was him who urinated in her plants. You recieve a reward. Collect it from your hostess.

Youve been caught planting boogies on the wall in the ladys shower again, and will be punished. Go see youre hostess for your punishment.

After group therapy the psychiatrist is very concerned about the wellbeing of youre fellow inmates and you are fixated. You hostes will do this ( ill handcuff the poor thing to someone else, og the chair or something for 15 minutes)

In art therapy today ypu wrote a lovely poem about your never ending love for Hillary Clinton. The poem was so good you are encouraged to read it out loud to youre fellow inmates. Now.

and so on.. now im gonna go look in the other tempt ure fate treads and see if i can get inspired..

Hollows Eva you have great ideas!! Could I pick your brain to turn some thoughts towards zombie themed?

sure. Ill have a little think and post some inspiration later ( and maybe someone beats me to it hehe)

ok.. ive come up with a few, to inspire you I didnt check your gender lol, so i just wrote hostess. Also its prolly full of spelling mistakes, because english is my second language.

here goes:

No humans are in sigth so you are forced to eat your own brain. Go to your hostess/zombiequeen/etc to retrieve it. (something gross lol)

You much down the flesh of a german tourist, and it has an unexpected effect on you. You can now only speak german for the next 30 minutes ( In Denmark most people speak a tiny bit of german but arent good at it.. choose the language that fits youre area, fx spanish, french etc.

youve discovered that youre flesh is starting to crawl. You need embalming fluid STAT. Get it from your hoste ( liquid ”treat” lol)

You and youre friends are having a party on a cementary when you discover some barrels of toxic waiste. Since you ran out of beer, you decided to drink some of this -what could happen right?

You take down Woody Harrelson and recieve a token of appriciationg from the zombies against pumpguns assosiations. Get it from your hostes (party favour)

Roaming the streets for days with youre friends, groaning ” braaaiinns” gives you a nasty throat ihnfection. You cannot speak for the next 30 minutes.

A fellow zombie accidently mistakes you for a human, and starts chewing your arm of. In the attempt to get him off he looses hes own arm, and you are now forced to join forces. You will be locked to another person by your hostess for the next 30 minut

You have been held captured by a group of young scientists, that are working on a zombie-aversion theraphy that will make zombies shy away from people. For the next 30 minutes you will run away screaming if you hear a certain word from on of the others guests. Get the word from your hostess ( then you whisper a commonly used word to him/her)

All the humans are in hiding so you are forced to eat rat-brains. Unfortunaltly it makes you act like a rat too. Fotr the next 30 minutes.