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The old double edged sword........................BTW, thanks for putting that little ditty in my head, damn thing will be there all day!!!

Originally Posted by offmymeds

The old double edged sword........................BTW, thanks for putting that little ditty in my head, damn thing will be there all day!!!

Well I would say I am sorry but at least someone is suffering with me. At first he was singing the dogs and butterflys song but he has switched to the other one now. The bad thing is, he is singing it like an out of tune nasal folk singer.

Bwah ha ha SUFFER!!!!!

Evil Johnson - your new name

Why not start singing or at least humming a song you like so that he will start singing that one? Then it will at least be something you can bear or is that bare?

Originally Posted by TheShadows

Evil Johnson - your new name

Why not start singing or at least humming a song you like so that he will start singing that one? Then it will at least be something you can bear or is that bare?

And have him ruin a song I like.....nope.

I thought about singing "Its the song that never ends" and let that get stuck in his head a while.

OK, so get him started with 99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall - He'll lose both count and interest in no time and will have forgotten all about Eileen.

Just one other lovely idea. Can you put his singing on an intercom that goes into the boss' office? That should put a stop to the singing in no time.

Originally Posted by TheShadows

Just one other lovely idea. Can you put his singing on an intercom that goes into the boss' office? That should put a stop to the singing in no time.

Our office isnt in the main office. We are located in the Coroner's office down the road a bit. And trust me..the Coroner is more than familiar with his singing.

Sounds like it's time to get out the video camera and put him on youtube. Sorry, but I'm fresh out of ideas and haven't been to sleep so I'm off to dreamland now.... Have a wonderful day with Eileen.

This one comes from back when I was in uniform and working the road. When we are off duty we can work what we call "specials". We work off duty in different places with permission to earn extra money. I was working at a local bar checking ID's and making sure no problems happen.

This group of women come up and it is obvious they all work together and are out for a night of fun. They were standing around chatting and talking to me and the other guy I was working with when one of them approached me. Now for those that havnt seen my pic on here or have heard me mention it, I am bald.

She walks up and asks me do I shave my head because I want to or because I have to. I told her, I shaved it because I wanted to but it was getting to the point of have to because it was thinning out on top. Now I didnt mind her asking and all but she had a little attitude when she asked. She then replied in a snide voice and her hand on her hip, "well you know they have implants for that". I looked at her, pointed to her chest and said "Well you know they have implants for that too". Her eyes bugged out, she stammered with her mouth flapping open, spun around and went into the bar. The buddy I was working with busted out laughing, he couldnt believe I said that.

A little later she came out and apologized, and ended up giving me her number.

Well I assume it was her number, never called it. My luck it would have been a number she got off the bathroom wall.