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Originally Posted by msmello

Sound like my kinda man Johnson..........goatee................mean....... .. HEY BABY !!!!!!

LOL...unfortunately in two days time goatee goes away...mean can stay though

Originally Posted by Johnson724

I'm looking at him over the top of my glasses because my head is still kind of down and I say "Yes I am"...Now I am expecting the "Wheres Grissom" or is it like the TV CSI or something like that or even for him to start something and he says "You are the meanest looking CSI guy I have ever seen. I have always heard you dont mess around with the Richmond County guys and now I believe it". I kind of laughed because I wasnt expecting that. He told me to be safe and got on his Harley and rode away.

My only questions now are...how many CSI guys has he run into and why? LOL

Too funny If you're anything like me, I'm sure that people can easily tell when to leave you alone just by looking at your face

Originally Posted by Johnson724

LOL...unfortunately in two days time goatee goes away...mean can stay though

Do they have rules about facial hair? I'd be screwed, since I've got a (short) beard at all times anymore

Yes...basiclally simiar to military standards but not as strict. You can get a shaving profile, like in the military but it would be hard for me to get one....with shaving the head and all. Its kind of funny too, you can always tell the cops that get the undercover assignments because the first thing they do is grow a goatee.

Yesterday I had to stop by the court house and drop something off at the D.A.'s office. Partner 1 was in court on a trial and I was standing on the second floor talking to another investigator when partner 1 comes out of the court room...they were on a break. The D.A. on the case comes out sees me and we start talking. Partner 1 walks over..says a few things then starts walking down the stairs...he stops halfway down, turns around, comes to the top of the stairs and starts going down again...you can tell he is counting. As he is going down, someone stops him and asks for directions...he tells them then turns around comes back to the top of the stairs and starts going down again...still counting. He gets to the bottom....looks up to the top of the building, comes up the stairs again and then starts going up the stairs to the 4th floor, gets there and starts coming back down again...counting....you can see him stop, turn around...head back up, come back down...stop...head to the top of a flight turn around and start down again....he finally gets back to where (sweating) we are and the lawyer asks him what he is doing. "I'm counting the stairs, there are 118 of them". I looked at him and said, there are 15 stairs per flight, two flights per floor thats 120...plus the two at the bottom landing thats 122. He looks at me confused "How do you know that?" I told him, once I realized what you were doing I counted the flights instead of trying to count the individual steps. "Oh...didnt think of that" and he walks away.

The lawyer looks at me and says "And thats your Sgt". I looked at the lawyer and to him "Thats your star witness". He rolled his eyes and walked away.

Originally Posted by Johnson724

The lawyer looks at me and says "And thats your Sgt". I looked at the lawyer and to him "Thats your star witness". He rolled his eyes and walked away.

I am sure that made the lawyer day. Too funny Johnson.

Originally Posted by Johnson724

"I'm counting the stairs, there are 118 of them". I looked at him and said, there are 15 stairs per flight, two flights per floor thats 120...plus the two at the bottom landing thats 122. He looks at me confused "How do you know that?" I told him, once I realized what you were doing I counted the flights instead of trying to count the individual steps. "Oh...didnt think of that" and he walks away.

Well he might have been correct *gasp!* (but not likely), back when I was in some college math course and we were working on statistics, one of the problems involved measuring and averaging the building's stair height... there were some massive differences (inches!) per stair so much that the stair counts per floor were not even... apparently the builder didn't know how to use a square and a ruler...

Originally Posted by Johnson724

Its kind of funny too, you can always tell the cops that get the undercover assignments because the first thing they do is grow a goatee.

So, that holds true?

Originally Posted by Johnson724

Yesterday I had to stop by the court house and drop something off at the D.A.'s office. Partner 1 was in court on a trial and I was standing on the second floor talking to another investigator when partner 1 comes out of the court room...they were on a break. The D.A. on the case comes out sees me and we start talking. Partner 1 walks over..says a few things then starts walking down the stairs...he stops halfway down, turns around, comes to the top of the stairs and starts going down again...you can tell he is counting. As he is going down, someone stops him and asks for directions...he tells them then turns around comes back to the top of the stairs and starts going down again...still counting. He gets to the bottom....looks up to the top of the building, comes up the stairs again and then starts going up the stairs to the 4th floor, gets there and starts coming back down again...counting....you can see him stop, turn around...head back up, come back down...stop...head to the top of a flight turn around and start down again....he finally gets back to where (sweating) we are and the lawyer asks him what he is doing. "I'm counting the stairs, there are 118 of them". I looked at him and said, there are 15 stairs per flight, two flights per floor thats 120...plus the two at the bottom landing thats 122. He looks at me confused "How do you know that?" I told him, once I realized what you were doing I counted the flights instead of trying to count the individual steps. "Oh...didnt think of that" and he walks away.

The lawyer looks at me and says "And thats your Sgt". I looked at the lawyer and to him "Thats your star witness". He rolled his eyes and walked away.

Is he related to Adrian Monk, by chance? I'm sure that the lawyer got a kick out of it, anyhow

garth, perfect account of partner 1 and the monk. you know, i never liked that show. so i get that he was counting the stairs, but why?
so johnson, what's a mean looking csi with a goatee looking over the tops of his glasses look like? i always liked grisses looks, although i never thought he was mean looking.

We never know how our day is going to end up. Today, right at noon I get a call and partner 2 and I end up going to a local lake where some witnesses had seen someone throwing clothing and a gun into the water. We get there and fortunately the clothing has now washed up near the shore so it was easy to get them. The gun however, even tho the water was fairly shallow, we needed to get the dive team involved. Witnesses had shown us about where the gun may be. I contact the dive team and it is going to take them 3 1/2 hours to get to us..(if it was an emergency they would come quicker). One of the neighbors told us he had a boat and offered to let us use it so partner 2 and I go and push this little rickety fishing boat into the water...its all dry rotted and we just know it is going to sink. We have got the boat in the water and got positioned in it when the guy says "I dont have a paddle...here" and he hands me a shovel. So partner 2 and I are out there with me paddling around in the water and a crowd of people up on the bridge watching us. We are laughing our heads off. One of the investigators took this pic of us...its not that great but I am acting like I'm about to kick partner 2 in the water...if it had been partner 1.........well.

Partner 2 actually ended up spotting the gun and two of the dive team members showed up a little after that and recovered the gun....Fortunately the witnesses also got the tag of the car and a description of the suspect...Turns out he has done several armed robberies in the area wearing the same clothes and the same gun....we have a team heading out after him right now.